Corporate Cannibals

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

You are all part of our team now, said the HR rep during the welcoming
briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria
for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees.

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, You're all working very hard,
and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has
disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?

The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the
leader of the cannibals said to the others, Which one of you idiots
ate the secretary?

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued:

You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one
noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!